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Q: What do you call a hot dog with
nothing inside it? Two guys immigrate to America. On their first day off the boat they are wandering around New York City seeing the sights. As lunch
time approaches they decide they are hungry. They then come up to a
street vendor selling hot dogs.
One says to the other in a shocked tone, "My God. Do they eat dogs in America?"
"I don't know!" says the other, equally appalled.
"Well," says the first, "we're going to be Americans, so we must do as they do."
They approach the vendor bravely. "Two hot dogs, please."
The vendor hands them their food in a pair of paper sacks. The two immigrants
sit on a park bench to eat their lunch. One looks inside his sack, hesitates and
turns to his partner and says, "Uh, which part of the dog did you get?"
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." Q: What do get when you cross a chili pepper, steam shovel, and a Chihuahua? A: A hot,
diggety dog.
What does a man
consider a seven-course meal? THE HOT DOGSTwo Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the people of this country actually eat dogs. "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk towards the cart. "Two dogs, please," says one. The vendor is only too pleased to oblige and he wraps both hot dogs in foil and hands them over the counter. Excited, the nuns hurry over to a bench and begin to unwrap their 'dogs. The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for a moment, leans over to the other nun and whispers cautiously, "What part did you get?" HEE-HEE!!! Knock Knock who's there? Lettuce... Lettuce who? Lettuce in and we'll tell you! Knock Knock who's there? Orange… Orange you glad I didn’t say Lemon? Mommy and Daddy hot dog walking down the street with their little hot dog in tow, dad looks back to the little one and says………………………. Ketch-up! Two cannibals on an Island, eat a clown…… One looks to the other and says “Did that taste Funny to you?”
What has 100
teeth and eats wieners?
So the Zen
master steps up to the hot dog cart and says: "Make me one with
everything."
There was this American
tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went
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The Hotdog Episode – Bad
One, but funny.
joke..
Joe goes to a small hot
dog/hamburger stand that has been recommended to him by his buddies at
work...he orders a hamburger...
Joe took a few bites and
MMMMMMMMM he thought this hamburger was the best and calls over the
cook..
"This is a great hamburger...
how did you cook it?" Joe asked ..
"I cooked it in my armpit," the cook said.
OMG.. thought Joe... then the cook said,
"If you liked the hamburger, you should see how I cook the HOT
DOGS!"
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